It may have been in the works for quite some time, but it seems as though Youtube has finally gone the HD route. Of course, only the videos actually uploaded in High Definition will give you the option of watching them in HD, but its nice to see the huge difference once you click the "Watch in HD" button, provided you have a fast enough connection speed.
If you yourself would like one of these HD Watchable options, it seems as though you have to upload your content in a minimum of HD 720, which is 1280x720 resolution. Which of course is going to take a lot longer to upload if your content is decent quality. I'm currently exporting some of my older movies in 720P where possible, since the normal quality of Youtube always looked awful when I uploaded them in the past.
This is definitely a welcome addition, giving people the option of showing their content in much, much better quality.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
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Monday, November 24, 2008
Photography Basics - Sensor Size
For the first post on the Photography Basic's series, I thought I would start with the so called "brain" of digital cameras, which of course is the sensor. This item one of the most important features inside the camera body, as it is the thing that actually "sees" or senses the images you capture. Sensors come in a large variety of shapes and sizes, and even employ many different ways of capturing light. I will briefly cover these points, but the main focus will be on how sensor size in a camera affects the images it takes.
First some basics. In film cameras, the frames of film act as the light sensitive medium which capture the image. In digital cameras, the film is replaced by a light sensitive sensor, and becomes permanent in contrast to the single use frames of film. Sensors in digital cameras primarily use either a CCD (Charged Coupled Device) or CMOS (Complementary metal–oxide–semiconductor), both of which of course have their positive and negative points, but these are beyond the scope of this article.
The main point I wish to talk about is the size of the sensor, because if you are trying to decide upon a digital camera, its going to come with a sensor regardless, and the more important point is the size of it and how it will affect your images/lens choices.
Sensor size primarily affects two things in images - sensitivity to light, and focal length. The light sensitivity point is fairly simple - the larger the sensor, the more surface area there is for light to be absorbed. But there are also other things that factor into a sensors sensitivity - pixel count, and how closely the pixel sensors are placed together. As cameras pack larger and larger amounts of pixels, or Megapixels onto the sensor, the pixel sensor sizes have to shrink down as well. Of course, sensor technology is always improving making each location more sensitive and tightly packed than before, but lowering the pixel count still counts towards greater sensitivity. This means you can take pictures in darker places without a tripod, or have sharper images in low light conditions. For example, the new Canon 5D MkII, with its 22MP sensor, is bound to be less light sensitive than the older Canon 5D with a 12MP sensor, even though sensor technology has improved for the latter.
If you have ever tried to shoot a photo or video with a small sensor, you might have noticed how bad the photo or footage turned out. Usually in low light situations, the camera will try to raise the ISO or sensitivity levels, sometimes artificially in the case of gain, which makes everything look pixelated and usually riddled with artifacts or noise. The only way to get around this really is to either introduce more light or use a better camera (with a larger sensor).
Because 35mm film has been the standard medium of photography for a very long time, most digital photography terms use 35mm as reference for comparison. 35mm is considered 1:1, at least in the photography world, and a reference of quality. There only exist a few digital cameras that fall into the 35mm (Full Frame) category of sensor size. The first mainstream camera with this size sensor was the Canon 5D, which was followed by the Nikon D700 (There of course were other more professional grade full frame cameras, with more professional price brackets). Because 35mm frame size is used as the reference, lenses and focal lengths are based off this size or field of view. The markings on lenses give their focal lenths in millimeters. The main thing to remember about this is that the measurements are in reference to a full frame sized sensor or 35mm film. What this means, very simply, is that when you use this lens with a sensor that is bigger or smaller than this size, it will give you a different perceived focal length.
The two main sensor sizes from Canon and Nikon are slightly less than 35mm, roughly around 1/4 smaller. This changes the perceived focal length, or Crop Factor. The crop factor of the Canon is 1.6, and Nikon is 1.5, which basically means that the image as seen through a 35mm camera will be cropped down 1.5 or 1.6 times to the center. Although this doesn't physically change the focal length of the lens, it gives an apparent change in focal length as the image will appear more zoomed in. For a lot of point and shoot cameras, they give an apparent rating of the lens - they may give the figure 28mm - 200mm which the range would be on a 35mm camera, but in fact the real lens focal lengths may be 3mm - 46mm, which tells you how incredibly small the sensor in the camera is.
For the general amateur photographer, sensor size may not be that important of an issue. Most point and shoot cameras have sensors barely bigger than a grain of sand (slight exaggeration). But if you upgrade yourself to a DSLR, the main choices you will get will be 4/3 inch, APS-C (Most Canon and Nikon) or Full Frame, in range of sizes. As sensor size increases, the more sensitive your camera will be to light, and the greater perceived size of the image will be.
The other point to keep in mind also is that the larger the sensor size, usually the more money you will have to invest in glass. Lenses for full frame cameras are usually much more expensive, but use higher quality optics and are very rugged. Also, it is much easier to capture wide to very wide angle photos with a full frame camera, since they capture more of the image and you can use lenses with lower focal lengths without getting the crop factor. On the other hand, smaller sensors give you more of a perceived zoom range, as a 200mm lens will give you the equivalent of around 320mm on a Canon/Nikon. As you can see there are positives and negatives to both sides, but most of the positives lie on the larger sensor sizes.
As a side note on the importance of sensor sizes, Red is offering both the Scarlet and Epic bodies with different sensor sizes starting from a 2/3 inch sensor in the Scarlet, through to a Super 35 and Full Frame 35 version. The 2/3 inch version is estimated to be $2,500 for the body, while the Super 35 version jumps up to $7,000. Full frame is a rather expensive $12,000.
The main point it comes down to will be your use for your digital still or film camera. How often will you have to use it in low light situations? Do you want to take ultra wide angle shots, or will be using mostly the other end of the scale with far zooms? With a greater knowledge of the effects of sensor size on photo taking, your camera choices will be more well informed.
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Saturday, November 15, 2008
Why Photography Skills are Useful
Although I've been using various types of cameras for quite some time now, many years in fact, I didn't really learn much photographic essentials until I got myself a DSLR. Now, DSLR's are based off SLR cameras (but of course), so they maintain a lot of similarities. This in turn creates a steeper learning curve, as there are that many more things to keep in mind while you are taking a photo.
In saying that, anyone can take a photo with a regular point and shoot camera. But that is exactly what it is - you frame up the shot, push the button and the camera takes the picture. Some cameras give you a little more control over the image, for example limiting the sensitivity through ISO and occasionally shutter settings, but for the most part most people won't worry about changing anything. The camera does most the hard work, seeing all the aperture, shutter and settings for you to give what it thinks will be best for your photo. The other thing to keep in mind is that you're stuck with a fixed lens, which has a fixed zoom level and speed rating. This may be perfectly fine for most photographic needs, but one really doesn't learn too much about photography with a camera like this. You can learn composition and framing, but all the technical knowledge will mostly be lost on one of these cameras.
When I first got a DSLR, even with some knowledge of photographic terms learnt through my digital film making background, I was blown away with the sheer amount of information and options available to take pictures. Some DSLR's are making it easy, offering a full auto mode where you can operate them almost like a point in shoot camera, which is great for beginners. But if you really want to get the best from your camera, it will pay off to really look into all the different functions offered, and learn some of the photographic lingo and what everything means. All this knowledge can come in very handy if you're interested at all in anything to do with photography or imagery, for film making or certain areas of art.
It wasn't too long ago that I really had no idea about a lot of things - lens speeds, the effects of aperture and zoom on depth of field, the photographic differences between different focal lengths etc etc. One thing that surprised me the most was the absolute difficulty of manually focusing a lens with a wide open aperture - where you get a razor thin depth of field, meaning simply that only one tiny area of the image is going to be in focus... and you had better hope it is the right one. In doing any kind of cinematography work on a decent camera, these types of things will no doubt pop up, and at least with a working knowledge of photographic basics, one will know what to do.
So my advice is this - if you are interesting in photography at all, or any area where these types of skills might come in useful, you'd be well served to get yourself a DSLR camera. You don't even have to spend a lot of money - the entry level DSLR's like the Nikon D40 (which is the one I chose) or the Canon XS or XSi Rebel's are very good cameras for a fairly low price. And a little investment in this regard could help out in bucket loads further down the road if your area of interest lies around these kind of areas. I'm going to do a series of posts on the basics of photography, that can be applied to any photography or film making related area. Keep posted.
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Friday, November 14, 2008
Changing Direction
Today I found myself wondering if I was really getting anywhere closer to where I wanted to be. It was a feeling of being stuck, or at least not really progressing towards any foreseeable goal. Being a rather future orientated person, this can become quite a big problem because with an unsure future ahead, what is there to look forward to?
I think a lot of people must feel a similar way at one time or another. Problems arise when dreams or expectations don't meet realities, because the world can be a difficult place. You can't really expect anybody other than yourself to get you where you want to go, which is why motivation and drive are so important.
At the moment, I'm working for a company called Bartle & Gibson, which is a Plumbing and Electrical wholesaler. The company itself is great, since it is a very relaxed environment and they really look after their employees - the pay is good, the bonuses are good, and they offer lots of supplies in the kitchen like drinks etc. The workers there are really good and friendly as well, which can be just as important. You can see from all these great things I have to say about the company that I should be happy, even lucky to be working at such a place. Unfortunately I'm not. I think the main problem is the fact that this job has absolutely nothing to do with the area I want to get into, which is film making. Sure, everything else is just great, but this important factor really bugs me.
I think for the most part most people are fairly easy to please - most people are perfectly happy to accept a stable job, get a stable place to live, and generally live a stable life without having to worry about much at all. The job gives them money, which they can use to put towards a house, car, and all the other little bits and pieces they really want. Of course, jobs don't usually give you much free time to yourself, so you're really giving up most of your time for the necessities of life, as well as a few things. For some reason its hard for me to accept that kind of life, and I know I'm not alone. I've met a lot of people, which I can only describe as "restless". The type of people that enjoy to travel, or who enjoy to work in jobs that offer a lot of variety and change.
This is one of the primary reasons that film making appeals to me. There is just so much variety and things to keep interest piqued.
Maybe its for the best that I am leaving there in three weeks time, although I'm sure I will miss the place and the people working there. As to what I will do after that, I'm not entirely sure right now. But I've decided to get back on track with my goals, and will keep everything posted.
“If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading.” Lao Tzu
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Thursday, November 13, 2008
Scarlet and Epic Unveiled
Finally after a long wait and much speculation, Scarlet and Epic have been unveiled to the world. And what is really amazing is how impressive it all is. They have really created an ambitious plan for the future, with the new models appearing to be ready around midway into 2009.
The main news was this - that both Scarlet and Epic were both part of the DSMC programme (Digital Stills and Motion Capture), and both are completely modular. In fact, rather jokingly Red admits that there are trillions of different combination, seeing how there are eight different versions of the body and a multitude of attachments you can connect to the "brains" or body.
The first choice is whether to go with a Scarlet or Epic body - both offer similar sensors sizes, except with the Epic you can go much bigger. The primary differences seem to lie in the body size and the data rate the body can capture, with Redcode 42 on the Scarlet's and Redcode 225 on the Epic's. There is even an extremely giant version of the Epic which records to Redcode 500, seeing as the sensor is a ginormous 261MP and 18.6cm x 56cm big, which simply seems unbelievable. All yours for only $55,000.
It looks as though Red founder and head Jim Jannard really listening to peoples requests for the new cameras - one of the main requests was for Scarlet to have an interchangable lens, which it now does. Well, that is one option for it, you can also get the version with the fixed 8x lens if you so wish.
The only way to really get a feel for all the new announcements is to slowly make your way through this massive breakdown page which will give you all the amazing details. It looks as though they have totally blown people's expectations away with these new announcements.
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Friday, October 31, 2008
November 13th
Excitement is mounting over at the Red website, since in just a few days (soon to be a couple of days) they are going to release new information on the complete overhaul of both their upcoming Scarlet and Epic product lines. It only takes a quick visit to the sites forums to see how much people are really getting worked up, with most the attention seeming to be drawn towards the Scarlet camera.
Red have also released a few cryptic renders of zoomed in shots of either Scarlet/Epic, only showing glimpses of the product and causing much speculation. It seems as though, due to the Canon MkII's impressive capabilities, Red decided to completely overhaul their lines to compete more directly.
Of course the cameras will be very different beasts. It is kind of like comparing Intel CPU's to the AMD's of yesteryear- The Canon will certainly have a bigger sensor size, seeing as how it is already much bigger than the one in the current Red One camera, so has more raw power in theory just like Intel always had the faster clock speeds. But the power in Scarlet is of its speed and shooting format, which I liken to AMD's choice to increase bandwidth rather than raw power. Scarlet will shoot in lossless compressed RAW, which will offer the absolute most control over the final look of the footage, since you have so many options to play around with. RAW is a powerful format, since it means that the data captured by the camera hasn't been altered or limited in any way. White balance can be changed instantly, as well as tinkering with exposure levels as well as a multitude other settings. You can do similar things with finished formats, but only to a shallow certain extent - push too far and you will get very unnatural looking results.
I think this is where Scarlet's primary power will lie - in the amount of control and choices you will get with the footage, as well as the quicker frame rates and modularity. No doubt the Canon 5D MkII will be popular and have its uses, but for more serious productions on an especially tight budget, the Scarlet should be the better choice.
Guess we'll have to wait another couple of days just to see exactly what is revealed.
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Friday, October 17, 2008
New Options for the Budget Filmmaker
Looks as though we are coming up to some fairly exciting times, with a couple of cameras being released in the near future that look to make it a lot easier to get premium, professional looking footage without an enormous price tag. Although technology seems to be moving fast at the moment, its seems like digital video has been around for a long time, and for times has progressed very slowly. Of course it didn't make too much of a difference if the video was destined for the standard resolution television screen or regular dvd, but high definition has changed the game plan somewhat. Also as cameras move away from tape based systems to solid-state media, we've also seen a lot of horrible compression systems and file formats. But times are good at the moment, because some really solid offerings are coming along for the filmmaker that can't afford professional equipment, which I'm guessing is a great deal of people. Judging by the enormous amount of activity on the Red forums, I'd say there are a lot of people out there very interested in good value filming solutions.
The first camera I have already mentioned, which is the Scarlet camera by Red. They have mentioned on the site that the camera is currently being completely redesigned due to current changes in the market, and will hopefully be releasing some information about it in November, with units shipping in large quantities some time in 2009.
The second camera was just unveiled recently, but is already gathering quite a bit of attention. The strange thing is that it isn't even specifically made for video - the camera I'm talking about is the Canon 5D MkII, which is an attractively priced semi-professional DSLR. This camera has a huge full-sized 35mm sensor (35.8x23.9mm) which means it can use the full gamut of 35mm lenses without crop factor, and produces very clean images with a high dynamic range even in low light settings. The sensor itself is an amazing 21.1MP. The feature that is getting the most attention however is the movie mode, which offers both 1920x1080 and 640x480 resolutions @30fps. There are a lot of people out there hoping that Canon will either release the camera with a 24fps mode as well for more cinematic style shooting, or allow a firmware update in the future to provide this setting.
A short film has already been shot with a beta version of the Canon camera, and looks quite sharp. The stills in particular look insanely detailed and colorful. Check out this link for the film, Reverie.
There are a few drawbacks to keep in mind about this camera, however, the main one being that this is primarily a stills DSLR first and foremost, so the movie feature isn't going to be as strong as its main purpose. Some of the issues coming up are the skew (jello looking footage from sharp movements), although it is nowhere near as bad as the Nikon D90. Also the footage output, which is converted directly to H.264 in camera may not be the best option for more professional productions or discerning users (compression issues and more processing power required for editing). A possible workaround for the compression issues is the availability of an HDMI port, which may offer uncompressed HD output. Guess we'll have to see how that goes once the camera is officially released.
Still, the price of $2,700 for the body is very attractive, especially considering Pro-sumer camcorders can go for $5,000 upwards and have largely inferior specifications.
It will be very interesting to see how the Scarlet camera pans out in light of this recent news, and also the DSMC (Digital Still Movie Camera) Red is working on as well. It can only work to the budget filmmakers advantage with all these great innovations coming out.
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Slow Progress
Well I haven't updated this blog for quite awhile, but I thought I had better mention something before the blog gets moved back to the blogger hosting. I haven't really had much incentive to do anything on the site lately. Work and other things have been taking up most of my time, so I haven't done too much creative work at all lately. Also, the year term for my hosting is expiring this month, so the Eye of the Sky site will go down for the time being, until I have some new material or interest to back onto it. Since this blog was moved to the Eye of the Sky site, I'm going to move it back to the usual http://mccada.blogspot.com for the time being.
I'm not sure exactly when I will be coming back to New Zealand, or when I can get into some creative or more interesting work. But I will post any updates here as soon as I find them.
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Thursday, September 4, 2008
Fancy new iMac
I must say it has been quite some time since I last used a decent computer. There was a short amount of time back in New Zealand when I put together a really nice PC with a decent graphics cards and processor, which let me play the latest games. But alas, I had to dis-assemble and resell the parts to save up for my trip to Canada, and revert back to my 2003 Dick Smith Electronics piece of junk. If only I knew how much worse things were going to go from there... For the time after in Canada, I mostly was using an old 400Mhz Dell laptop, which had trouble even keeping up with browsing the internet because of the tiny amount of RAM it had. Anyway enough complaining.
For a few days now I have been the proud owner of an iMac computer. The specs are as follows:
20" widescreen
2.66Ghz Core 2 Duo with 6MB cache
2GB 800Mhz RAM
256MB ATI Radeon 2600 Pro Graphics
300GB HDD
The graphics card isn't that awesome, lagging a little behind the Nvidia 8600GT I had on my old computer but with Apple you don't get a lot of choice with things like that. All the other specs I'm fairly happy with, however.
I've always wanted to get an Apple but have never really being able to afford it, with PC hardware always being better priced. With most items of Apple, you can expect to pay quite a bit more and have less choice when it comes to the hardware, but what most people don't take into account is the cohesiveness of Apple's lines and the experience that goes along with it. I've used Apple computers extensively through Polytech, with them being the prime computer of choice when it came to any kind of Graphical Design or Video Editing. Although having an Apple computer as your own is an even nicer experience, seeing as how you can customize it to fit exactly what you want to do with it.
I enjoy how polished the interface is, and how everything seems to be a lot more efficient. Want to install some software? Just double click on the downloaded file, then drag the program into your applications. Want to pop in a movie or watch some tv shows on your harddrive? Just sit back and use the included remote control to choose your files, and even turn the volume up and down. The whole process is simplified and feels very slick in execution. I believe all of this polish and ease of use makes it worth spending the extra money if you have it available.
And for those who absolutely require Windows, if for nothing else but to play the latest games, you can install Windows XP or Vista (if you really wanted to) onto a partition on the HDD through Bootcamp, which can be really handy. Apple even includes all the drivers you need. The only problem I encountered trying Bootcamp was that Windows XP didn't recognize the wireless Bluetooth mouse and keyboard, but apparently that is a common Windows problem. This way you can have non-emulated access to your hardware for games or any applications that wouldn't work on Mac OSX.
So for anyone on the fence about the whole Apple vs PC thing, I'd recommend getting an Apple for most people if you can afford one. Unless of course you're a hardcore gamer, or someone on a budget. But even in saying that, the inclusion of Bootcamp is a wise choice for allowing owners of Apple hardware to run Windows if they need to, and also a lot of the iMac line is actually quite comparable to similar PC models. I know that I'm surely not regretting getting an Apple.
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Thursday, August 28, 2008
Back to Jasper
This weekend just past I took the Monday off to make it a long weekend, and headed up to Jasper National Park. The main reason for the trip was a combined birthday, with Breanna's two cousins celebrating their birthday on the same day. The last time I was in Jasper was during winter, so of course things were a little different without the snow there.
It takes about three and a half hours to get to Jasper. We actually stopped a little out of the township and drove around a hill to the Miette hotsprings, where you can hike up the rest of the hill on a couple of different tracks. There is either the short track or the extremely long track, but considering the short track is 5km straight uphill, seriously it isn't short by anyone's standards.
Its quite interesting hiking up the hill, because it is a National Park with wild animals running rampant. Not the type of animals you might find back home in New Zealand like birds and rabbits, but dangerous ones like Black Bears and Mountain Lions. Of course most of the time you'll be lucky enough not to encounter an angry animal, but they are usually wandering around. In fact, two of the party on the way down the hill ran into a couple of Black Bears, but luckily the bears didn't seem terribly hungry that day so let the encounter slide.
I'm not sure exactly how long it took to climb to the summit, but it was in the neighborhood of just under three hours. Quite the climb, considering you have to climb back down again. The view at the top was worth it though, as you got a 360 degree view of all the different mountaintops and the surrounding area.
The weather up there was nice but definitely cooling down from the heat of the summer. On the other days we traversed around a lakeside track, and went exploring the multitude of gift stores around the town. Jasper itself isn't terribly big, kind of like Hanmer, but in the surrounding area there is a lot to do. It was nice to escape away from the city for awhile, especially to enjoy the last of the warm weather before the winter snows hit.
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Thursday, August 21, 2008
All Quiet on the Home Front
Just thought I'd post a quick update on my current situation. I started a new job last week, and although its going pretty well it has been keeping me really busy, which could be part of the reason for the lack of posts. The company I'm at is called Bartle and Gibson, and its basically a big wholesale place for plumbing and electrical. Not exactly in my preferred area of interest, but film seems to be pretty hard to get into here without being part of the IATSE union and doesn't pay enough to get by. I enjoy likening a career in the film industry to an actors career - although it may be your area of interest or passion, for the most part you're going to need a day job to survive - you know, to pay for essential items like food. Of course in both careers the prospects look up once you start becoming either successful or really lucky, but until then it can be hard to get by.
Anyway this job pays quite nicely, and its a hell of a lot more easy going than any job I've had before. I've got my own big desk, and my own computer that luckily isn't restricted in anyway, so when its quiet I can do internet stuff. I like to think of it as my day job, even though I don't exactly have any other jobs.
I've also been a lot more active on deviantART, which is a fairly huge community. Its especially good for putting photos up and checking out what other people have done, even though I only have a point and shoot digital at the moment so can't quite exactly upload any professional grade pictures. Its something to keep me occupied however which is nice, since I can't exactly do a lot of film making related stuff at the moment.
To sum it up, here's a picture I took at the local park during a rather violent lightning storm. Not sure exactly about the weird imagery in the picture, the park must have been made on top of an ancient indian burial ground or something...
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Friday, August 1, 2008
The fabled land of Sherwood Park
Sherwood Park, my current residence, is a rather interesting place. Well it can be sometimes but for the most part I must admit it is rather dull. Sherwood Park is a strange type of place, as it is considered a hamlet rather than a town or city. A hamlet, according to Wikipedia, is a rural community— that is, a small settlement —which is too small to be considered a village. The strange thing about Sherwood Park is that it is rather big to be a hamlet, and has a population of 50,000 people, almost the exact population of Invercargill, New Zealand. As to the name, it was taken from Robin Hood. In fact, a Robin Hood association exists, and some of the streets and parks are named from the Robin Hood story.
For having such a big population, there isn't a lot to do in Sherwood Park. In fact, this is probably one of the reasons they have tried to keep the 'hamlet' status of the place. Granted, there are a couple of things - there's a small mall, a movie theatre, a couple of gym's and a park in the centre. But it terms of things to do, there is surprisingly little. I mean, I can say that it is better than Hawarden, New Zealand. But only marginally so, as there is nowhere to actually go to do things, there is no downtown type area or interesting shop places.
In all fairness, however, the city of Edmonton isn't too far away. By car it takes around 10 minutes to reach the city limits, or about 20 minutes to get downtown provided the traffic isn't too bad. There are multitudes more things to do in Edmonton, but if you don't have a car that can make things a little more difficult. Anyway, enough ranting, I found a couple of silly videos on YouTube about the aforementioned hamlet. There's a Sabotage, by the Beastie Boys, remake made here http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=fSmaWKyW8HM&feature=related and also someones version of The Soprano's intro, except of course its Sherwood Park. http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds3hlX_BkQk&feature=related Who would have thought...
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Sunday, July 27, 2008
A taste of home... kind of.
Expect to pay $30 for this plate of fish and chips in Edmonton.
Fish and chips are a kind of a mainstay back home in New Zealand. Appearing on almost every street corner, in numbers possibly higher than McDonald's, Fish and Chip shops hold a wide presence. Such isn't the case here in Alberta, Canada. It could be that fish and chips are more of a british thing, or it could even be that since Alberta is a landlocked province it simply isn't economical or sane to have many of these kind of stores, seeing as the prime ingredient lives in faraway waters.
Despite all the barriers, at least one lonely store seems to have made it through. Calling themselves Brits Fish and Chips, they are more of a fancy eatery rather than a cheap takeaway deal, but the food they serve might as well have been from New Zealand, except perhaps for their different choices of fish. Other differences come from the British heritage of the store, like the ability for a customer to order Mushy Peas if they really want to, or miscellaneous drinks from Britain.
It is a lot more expensive than back home, roughly three times the price to be exact, but seeing as though it is more of a novelty place to eat rather than a common eating ground, I suppose they can afford to charge a little more. It seems popular enough. I suppose I would have to investigate provinces next to the sea like Vancouver to really find out if Canada does in fact have the Fish and Chip store shortage I think it does.
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Saturday, July 26, 2008
Quiet Times
Well its safe to say that not a hell of a lot has been happening lately worth mentioning on this blog. I thought I would give a bit of a status update to what has been happening, and consider the possibility of changing the focus of the blog into a slightly different direction, as I can't say I'm doing a lot of film related stuff as of late.
Firstly, I applied to become a permitee of IATSE, which is the motion picture union here in Edmonton. Whilst filling the application out, I couldn't seem to find camera operators or photography related stuff in any of the fields, of which you had to pick the three areas you were interested in. While handing in the application I learnt that all camera related fields are actually a seperate union which runs out of Calgary, which is about 3 hours away. Great... I ended up spending over $100 for the Set Etiquette course and then a further $25 for the application, and they don't even deal with the area I'm interested in pursuing. On the plus side I could pursue editing or other areas if I really wanted to.
Secondly, I've been getting more interested in still photography lately, and have been taking quite a few pictures both on the old 35mm film camera, and a Panasonic DMC-TZ3 digital camera. The digital camera takes some fairly nice pictures, being just over 7MP and having a nice lens, but the pictures don't hold up too well to enlargement or heavy manipulation. I guess I'll have to save my pennies to get a nice DSLR camera, preferably one with a full size sensor like the Canon EOS 5D or the Nikon D700.
Thirdly, the change of focus idea for the blog might be forced out of necessity, as I can either keep posting completely random posts or actually try to focus on a particular topic. Seeing as I haven't done any filming for over half a year now, and can really only write speculative posts, it might be for the best to have a slight change of direction for the mean time. I could focus more on photography, but seeing as I don't even have a particularly good camera at the moment that might fall short as well. But seeing as I haven't been posting very often lately maybe something like this would help things along a little.
Sometimes change is for the best. And to quote from the film In My Fathers Den, "Who you set out to be, isn't always who you become."
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Saturday, June 28, 2008
Hilarious "The Happening" Rewrite
Cracked.com just posted a really accurate but somewhat condensed script for "The Happening". The full article is here.
FADE IN:
EXT. NEW YORK CITY - PARK
People walk around in the PARK while two unimportant characters have INANE DIALOGUE.
BORING CHARACTER 1
That was weird. Suddenly all of the people in this park stopped dead in their tracks and started acting like brainless robots.
BORING CHARACTER 2
Large groups of people behaving as though they have no personality whatsoever? That can only mean ...
BORING CHARACTER 1
Oh shit, we're in an M. Night Shyamalan movie!
They both KILL THEMSELVES.
EVERYONE ELSE
An M. Night Shyamalan movie! Our careers will be ruined!
EVERYONE ELSE kills themselves as well.
INT. PHILADELPHIA - CLASSROOM
MARK WAHLBERG teaches SCIENCE to a classroom full of middle school students. It's exactly as believable as it sounds.
STUDENT
Hey Mr. Wahlberg, how come bees have been dying off in record numbers lately?
MARK WAHLBERG
Well, you see, it's an act of nature that nobody will ever understand. Those crazy scienticians will come up with something just to put it in a book, but ultimately they're just chumps.
STUDENT
What? Who wrote this script, Kirk Cameron?
MARK'S friend, JOHN LEQUIZAMO, enters the classroom.
JOHN LEQUIZAMO
Hey, there's a suicide epidemic in New York. People think terrorists are releasing some toxin in the air that's causing people to kill themselves.
MARK WAHLBERG
Awesome, disasters in movies tend to serve little purpose other than to unite families with problems. Perhaps this can fix my rocky marriage.
JOHN LEQUIZAMO
This is serious. This toxin doesn't just make you stop breathing or anything, it makes you go far, far out of your way to kill yourself in the goriest, most dramatic way possible.
To illustrate this, JOHN and MARK watch a high-resolution video on top of a color printout of a hand holding an iPhone, which depicts a guy getting lions to rip his arms off at the zoo.
MARK WAHLBERG
Holy shit, did I really just watch a guy perform Jax's fatality on himself? Are we in Toxic Avenger 5 or something?
JOHN LEQUIZAMO
We need to get out of the city. Go home and get your increasingly distant wife and meet me at the train station. We need to get on a train, because if there's one place we know terrorists won't attack, it's a vehicle carrying hundreds of people.
MARK goes home to find his wife ZOOEY DESCHANEL.
MARK WAHLBERG
(yawning)
Hey honey, let's go to the train station to awkwardly progress the story forward without any character motivation. Or whatever. Is it lunchtime yet?
ZOOEY DESCHANEL
Alright, but only if I can pretend I have depth by illuminating a completely superfluous side story about a guy I met at work.
They meet JOHN LEQUIZAMO and travel by train out of the CITY.
JOHN LEQUIZAMO
I can't get my wife on the phone. I need you to take care of my daughter while I go look for her.
ZOOEY DESCHANEL
No problem, I'd love to help.
JOHN LEQUIZAMO
I wasn't talking to you, you cum-guzzling cunt.
ZOOEY DESCHANEL
My apologies. I'll just politely ignore your rudeness and take care of your daughter anyway.
MARK WAHLBERG
And I'll go ahead and not even defend my wife like the whiny little bitch I am.
JOHN LEQUIZAMO
It's a good thing you guys are such likable protagonists instead of, for example, completely uninteresting assholes that audiences would hate watching for two hours.
MARK WAHLBERG
Good luck finding your wife. Make sure to drive everywhere with the windows down since we know that this is an airborne toxin.
He DOES, then listens to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE and CUTS HIMSELF.
MARK, ZOOEY and JOHN'S DAUGHTER take refuge in an abandoned house for a minute, then for some reason decide to go back outside where the DEADLY TOXINS are.
ZOOEY DESCHANEL
Look, I need to come clean with you. I ... I had dessert with some guy I met at work.
MARK WAHLBERG
Oh my God! Is 'dessert' some kind of euphemism for letting him take a shit in your mouth after he fucks you or something?!
ZOOEY DESCHANEL
Er, no. We had cheesecake.
MARK WAHLBERG
Oh. Well I'm going to go ahead and act like it was the other thing!
MARK and ZOOEY sleepwalk their way through some more scenes as the plot progresses itself forward without their involvement.
ZOOEY DESCHANEL
You know, for a movie called 'The Happening,' there is surprisingly little actually going on.
MARK WAHLBERG
No shit. Alright, Shyamalan. Where does this painfully boring roller coaster take us next?
M NIGHT SHYAMALAN
Let's see here. The next thing that happened in "War of the Worlds" was Tom Cruise finding that crazy hermit guy. I guess we should do that for a few minutes, since I'm such a fucking hack.
MARK, ZOOEY and JOHN'S DAUGHTER try to outrun the air and eventually make it to a boarded-up HOUSE with a CRAZY HERMIT and stay with her for a bit.
CRAZY OLD BAT
Woohoo, tiger stream junket floating can purse lily munch! Turd fighter glass breaking eardrum turnip, John!
MARK WAHLBERG
I wonder what totally unexpected twist will happen as a result of your wackiness!
NOTHING happens, and eventually the CRAZY OLD BAT dies.
MARK WAHLBERG
Oh. I guess her only role was to illustrate that the deadly toxin is, in fact, deadly. Go close the doors and windows, Zooey.
ZOOEY DESCHANEL
(quizzically)
Why?
MARK WAHLBERG
Why? Did you seriously just ask me that? Are you watching a different movie or something? Listen up ...
(pause)
The fucking air. It fucking kills you. It's fucking deadly. Don't fucking breathe it. Was this script written by a fucking monkey?
Suddenly, THE HAPPENING stops HAPPENING, largely because the audience members left to go get a REFUND.
An EXPERT comes on TELEVISION to explain the movie for the benefit of any RETARDED PEOPLE in the AUDIENCE.
TV EXPERT
You see, it seems that plants became tired of the way we treat our environment, so they started releasing a deadly toxin.
TV ANCHORMAN
Why didn't they just stop producing oxygen?
TV EXPERT
Well where's the unwatchable pile of garbage of a film in that?
MARK WAHLBERG
I don't get it. We found out it was plants like an hour ago. Aren't M. Night Shyamalan movies supposed to have some crazy surprise at the end?
M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN
Surprise, I managed to make a movie worse than "Lady in the Water"!
END
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008
The Happening Review
The three main actors, realising all too late what they got themselves into.
Sometimes, a films title can be used as a kind of reference to the quality of the product. It usually gives some kind of sense to what the film is about etc, or is a clever reference to something that happens throughout the film. Sometimes outright bad names can make for good films, case in point Superbad and the upcomming Pineapple Express. Ridiculous names for sure, but in bringing down your perceived standards of what the film will be like they often have cause to surprise you in a positive way. Not so with 'The Happening', which M. Night Shyamalan wrote, directed and produced.
Lets go back a little ways into the history of Shyamalan. His first major success, The Sixth Sense, was a pretty good film provided you didn't have the plot spoiled for you. It was a haunting thriller type story with lots of suspence and a nice twist at the end. Furthermore, Shyamalan's later films were also fairly good - Unbreakable, Signs and The Village. Lady in the Water is the only one I haven't seen, but if its anything like The Happening as other reviews have suggested, I will be staying well clear of watching it. Something, somewhere went horribly wrong with Shyamalan. I'm guessing it was a mixture of things. He ran out of creative juice perhaps. Perhaps with the success he has achieved so far, he is blind to anything poor or bad he is creating. I remember reading an interview with the man on how the film Lady in the Water bombed, and what he planned to do in the future. He promised a return to his true-to-form original, successful ideas. His next project would once again ring true just like his first successes. Oh boy, things sure didn't pan out as he planned.
Anyway on with the actual review. The basic surmise is as follows: Elliot, played by Mark Wahlberg, is a school teacher somewhere on the Eastern Coast of the United States. He is currently involved with Alma, played by Zooey Deschanel of 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy' fame. His best friend is a stereotypical New York type character, Julian, played by John Leguizamo, who for some reason has an anger problem whenever Alma is around. The hook of the film starts out with people randomly killing themselves for some reason. After this we move onto news reports of an apparent terroist attack on the East Coast, which causes everyone into a frenzy and they evacuate the cities onto trains.
Shyamalan has used ghosts, aliens, superhero type characters and evil humans in the past to drive his films, but his choice in The Happening is quite laughable. Apparently, it is the plants that are causing people to kill themselves somehow. The moments of suspence are shown by rustling trees and grass, and Oh My God We're going to die! moments. According to the news report, the plants are releasing a toxin because they are under threat by humankind. This toxin changes the brain chemistry to stop the protective instincts of humans. Somehow, this makes humans find means to kill themselves. The whole premise is insanely ridiculous. While such a toxin could take away protective insticts, possibly causing some accidental deaths, its not going to make people find ways to kill themselves. That interferes with free will and logical sense.
Furthermore, both the acting and dialogue in this film is just goddamn awful. I don't think its the actual actorss faults for acting so badly, but rather the direction and the horrible script they had to work from. I'll provide some examples of the dialogue: Alma: [watching news report about the toxin] It makes you kill yourself. Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that can be invented. Another goody by Alma: We're so much the same, Jess. I don't like to show my emotions either. Elliot: If we're going to die, I want you to know something. I was in the pharmacy a while ago. There was a really good-looking pharmacist behind the counter. Really good-looking. I went up and asked her where the cough syrup was. I didn't even have a cough, and I almost bought it. I'm talking about a completely superfluous bottle of cough syrup, which costs like six bucks. The last quote comes in rebuttal of their relationships apparent crisis, because Alma had dessert with someone she worked with. You can kind of see from the stupid dialogue just how badly the movie played out. Most parts seemed too stupid to be believable, with a common doubt held in the mind as to whether it was supposed to be funny or not.
One of the only redeeming features of the film was when they stumbled across a house in the middle of nowhere, inhabited by a crazy old lady who was very paranoid about sharing her house, afraid that Elliot and Alma were plotting to kill her and steal all her things. She even goes as far as putting a fake doll of herself in her bed and waiting for Elliot to inspect it when hes trying to find her. Insane, but funny.
I don't know if I have encountered a film quite as completely bad as The Happening. From the actings to the dialogue to the overall plot, no other film matches quite the way this one does. I hope this puts the final nails in Shymalan's coffin, because although I once had faith in the man, this faith has been completely and utterly taken from me. Its almost bad enough to make for a funny viewing, but the implied seriousness of the film really detracts from the final product. Usually, a film will either be funny because it is funny, or funny because it isn't meant to be funny in the slightest. With The Happening we are kind of stuck in the middle, halfway between seriousness and comedy, a kind of no mans land. Being this way, it makes the film less enjoyable as you are never really sure if Shyamalan is trying to crack a few jokes or if he's being completely serious with comedic overtones.
I know for certain that this film is going to bomb, and know this with gratitude. Having seen it on opening night, witnessing how the theatre didn't fill up, and listening to the overwhelming majority of negative comments affirms the fact this film with not do well financially. Nor should it. So hear this, by word of mouth, a word of wisdom, not to ever put yourself through the hell of watching this horrible movie. Let us never speak of its name again...
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Saturday, June 14, 2008
The Happening
Please, for the love of god, don't go see this movie. Enough said. More to come later.
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Japan - The Rest
The rest of the days spent in Japan included visits to Hiroshima and Miyajima. Once again taking the Shinkansen south we first went to Hiroshima, which is renowned almost worldwide because of the Atomic Bomb dropped there during the second world war. I really didn't know what to expect by going there, but images of a post-apocalyptic city flashed across my mind. I didn't know how much damage still existed in the city at all. Turns out there are no remainders or leftovers from the blast, because the Atomic Bomb basically levelled almost an entire city causing the Japanese to have to start from scratch in rebuilding. The only artifact that remains in the City Hall, which is fenced off and held up by a steel frame.
Its kind of an odd thing to stand in front of such a building, especially when all the surrounding landscape is so nice. It stands right in front of a river, and there are trees and flowers growing all around. We made a visit to the Hiroshima musuem as well which is there to educate everybody on the devastion atomic warfare can cause.
Next on the agenda was taking a ferry across the bay to the tropical island of Miyajima. The ferry ride only took about 15 minutes so its not exactly far away, but Miyajima seemed a world away from Hiroshima. Miyajima is considered a national park, so most of the island is natural forests with fairly large mountains making up the rest. There were a lot of tame wild deer once again who wander around the town, looking for snacks from tourists. There were also an amazing amount of tourist gift stores, with basically entire streets devoted to such. After a bit of a trek around the beach and up along the trails, we checked into a Ryokan which is a traditional Japanese building offering dinner, a bed and breakfast in the morning. The building is laid out all traditionally, with the silk screen doors and bamboo mats. Even the beds are the roll out bamboo matresses. For dinner you are supplied with all the traditional robes, and it is quite the experience to get dressed up and served a very fancy traditional Japanese dinner.
The dinner was good, but took a little to get used to, even for one that enjoys most Japanese food. There were portions of all kinds of raw fish, as well as different slightly pickled shellfish. Also served were giant oysters, sea bass and hot sake to go along. There were many courses in the meal and it was very well presented. The people running the Ryokan were very nice as well, and it was an elderly woman that served us most of the dinner and sat to talk for quite awhile, which was a very personal touch. I'd recommend staying at a Ryokan for anyone travelling to Japan, its well worth it.
The rest of the time on Miyajima was spent exploring, as well as climbing up the towering mountain which took quite some time. There were supposed to be wild monkeys up there as well, but the sign said on both days that they had gone back to the forest to eat. Maybe its just as well, because the warning signs showed some interesting pictures of monkeys stealing things and attacking people. Okay, maybe not attacking people but that doesn't rule out the possibility of it happening.
After a couple of days on Miyajima we slowly made it back to Kyoto to spend another night, before heading to the floating airport for me to head back to Canada. It sure was an action packed trip, and it left me quite exhausted once I finally arrived back. Japan turned out to be totally different from what I was expecting, in a good way, and was well worth the experience. It was such a nice place I'd even consider living there, but of course without knowing the language things could get a little worn thin after awhile. Japan certainly seems to know what its doing with managing such a large population, and it was nice to see what level of precision everything runs to over there. It makes most the western world look sloppy and lazy in comparision. So ends my series on the trip to Japan!
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Friday, May 16, 2008
Japan - Day Five
Now I'm beginning to question exactly which days I did what, since I have left these posts for a little while, but the exact days isn't exactly that important. More important of course is what actually happened, regardless of the exact chronological order.
Hakone was a rather nice break from the city life, but there were only so many things to see there before moving on to some fresh new locations. To head to the next destination, we actually had to back track a little bit, possibly to Odawara. Which meant catching a bus back down the mountain, where luckily our side of the road was fairly empty as opposed to the opposite lane which was ridiculously packed with cars. Seems as though almost all the population of Tokyo was heading up to the mountains to finish off their week long holiday. Probably got out of there just in time.
Back at the train station we got to once again board the Shinkansen bullet train. Another 300 kilometers away was the city of Osaka, where we would stay for a couple of days. Osaka is convenient because it is close to quite a few places, including Kyoto, Hiroshima and Miyajima. Not surprisingly the train ride didn't take too long, roughly an hour. Heading further south revealed a lot more countryside, with the cities becoming more sparse and further between. There are quite a few farms in Japan, but they are small and very well organized. Most of them seemed to be only around half an acre, but they all had their expertly dug rows of vegetables and everything else they might have been growing.
Osaka was a nice city, not quite as busy as Tokyo but a big city nevertheless. One of the landmarks of Osaka is a huge ferris wheel that is built on top of a skyscraper. Being not especially fond of heights, I found it slightly scary taking a ride on the wheel at night. But it was a nice view, seeing the whole city lit up in the darkness. I guess its best to face fears like that and try to get over them.
The hotel in Osaka was an insanely small room. With the suitcases in there, it was hard to even move around as they took up the tiny amount of floorspace. Reminds me of what my room was like living in Christchurch. Well you can't expect much from a cheap room, and with a bit of effort I had to make it work. The hotel was right next to this gigantic deparment store, which was about 10 stories high. Each floor was designated to particular areas of interest, for example one floor had all the picture and video cameras, one floor had their musical instruments, and so on and so forth. The top two floors were restaurants and dessert places. Needless to say many interesting times were spent in that appartment store exploring the floors.
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Intermission
Well it has been a little while since my Japan blogs were interrupted, but since returning to Canada it has taken awhile to readjust and quite frankly recover from the rather busy trip. Its finally starting to get really hot here as Summer is arriving, and I've been busy doing lots of little jobs here and there, as well as reading (or possibly rereading) Stephen King's The Gunslinger which is part of his Dark Tower series, its really good.
In fact, while we're on the topic of reading I stumbled across a really good list of books on Digg the other day, basically its the top 100 books for a man's library, but I'm sure members of the opposite sex would enjoy a lot of these books as well. Many people have no doubt read at least some of the books on the list, but there should be some there that might turn out to be worth the effort. The link is 100 Must Read Books - The Essential Man's Library.
The rest of the Japan trip will be documented in the days to come.
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Sunday, May 4, 2008
Japan - Day Four
The fourth day in Japan was spent in Hakone. The hotel there was really nice, with a large room and a view overlooking the bay. Hakone is a fairly small town quite close to Mount. Fuji with a large lake inside the crater formed from a volcanic eruption. The hillsides are covered with forestry and bamboo which makes for a nice view.
In the morning after breakfast we made our way down the hill towards the lake, where they had various attractions like swan boats, where you could use pedal power to boat around the lake. They were fairly fun, but hard work as well doing all the pedalling. There were also a few pirate sightseeing ships you could take to reach the otherside of the bay, where most the township was. On the pirate ship there were even a few people dressed up as pirates which was funny, they went around the audience trying to get pictures with people. The ships were fairly huge and impressive, with different colors and stylings for each one.
At the other side of the bay things were a little more interesting, with many stores and some historical spots. During the Edo period, the Samurai and Feudal Lords had to travel to Tokyo every one or two years, wherever they might have been around the country, and Hakone was one of the checkpoints on their pilgrimage. They had many of the original buildings there from the checkpoint, with a musuem built up around them showing all the different things they used to do. It was pretty tough walking around this area, as you had to climb up and down really large hills to get to the interesting spots. There was a huge garden built around one of the hillsides also, with lookouts overlooking the bay at the bottom.
After doing some shopping and trying some crazy Japanese food, we eventually made our way back to the original side of the bay and headed back to the hotel. Later that night, in looking for a place to eat, we got to have the fun experience of wandering around the dark hillside getting lost. Hakone seems to shut down completely at night time, with the only places open being hotels and places to stay. After wandering for a long time, we grudgingly decided to head back to the hotel. The hotel had food, but the restaurants there were extremely expensive, so I had to make do with a pack of potato chips and a can of beer. At least the breakfast in the morning was included, so I finally got to have some real food then.
The next day we headed away from Hakone all the way down to Osaka on the Shinkansen. I'm currently using a public computer at the moment so unfortunately I can't upload any pictures at the moment.
Edit: Pictures added.
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Saturday, May 3, 2008
Japan - Day Three
Day three in Japan was spent somewhat in Tokyo, before heading off to the mountain town of Hakone. Once again, we met Alex and Daryl, somewhat tired from the night before but ready for another day of adventure. Since we didn't quite make it to Akihabara, the anime and shopping capital of Tokyo, we decided to head there for today and have a look around. We took the train there which didn't take long at all, roughly around 20 minutes.
Akihabara was a really packed place, with multitudes of stores cramped into a relatively small space. One of the first stores we went to was a multi level building filled with all kinds of anime and videogame related materials. It was around seven floors of stuff, with each floor broken down into different groups of items. For example, one floor had all the DVDs, one had comics or manga, and one had all the figurines and collectible stuff. The last one I mentioned caught my interest the most, with lots of the anime collectible items I was interested in - Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ghost in the Shell, and all the Final Fantasy related stuff. I decided to splash out and buy a huge FFVII Cloud and Daytona Motorcycle replica, as well as a couple of the Evangelion's. Also I got a model of Odin from FFIX. They had large figurines from almost all the Final Fantasy series, as well as all the jewelry items like rings and pendants which was pretty cool. I would have got more stuff but I wouldn't have been able to bring it all back. I also grabbed some small collectible figurines which will make pretty good gifts.
For the rest of the day I had to drag around my huge bags of stuff that I had bought, so that wasn't so much fun. We went to one of the many "Maid Cafe"'s which is basically just a Cafe, but the workers wear these maid or anime style clothes which was funny. You can even get them to perform magic tricks or get a polaroid picture with them.
After all this excitement we headed to Ueno park, which is a fairly huge park in the middle of the city. There were lots of little temples and places to look around there, which made a nice break from the hectic busy city. There are a lot of soft serve icecream stalls around which are good, they seem to offer so many different flavours. Some of them I would probably be slightly wary of however, like the black sesame or tofu. But I may be wrong, they might be good after all.. who knows.
Later in the day we had to quickly pack up and get ready to take a taxi to the main Tokyo Station, where we would catch the Shinkansen (Bullet Train) to Odawara. After lots of dragging heavy suitcases around, we eventually got some tickets and waited for the train. The Shinkansen are massive trains which can go extremely fast, around 300km/hr. In fact according to Wikipedia, they hold the record speed for going 581km/hr on a test run which is absolutely ridiculous. Even traveling around 300km/hr feels really fast, because of the speed you can hear the air roaring around the train and you literally feel as though you are on an airplane taking off. The trip didn't take very long at all, only around 15 minutes to travel a reasonable distance.
After we got to Odawara things became a little more difficult. We had to transfer to another train to get to Hakone, but the station people advised us it would be better to take a bus instead. After a lot of time searching around for where to go, we finally found the bus. The bus trip took just under an hour and was horrible. The bus had to travel the extremely windy mountain roads in the rain on incredibly narrow streets. I have no idea how the driver could drive as fast as he did and turn as sharply as he did without losing traction on the slippery roads, but it sure made me travel sick.
We got dropped off at a deserted stop in the rain, and had no idea how to get to the hotel. After walking around for quite awhile getting wet, dragging really heavy suitcases, we finally found a place to call a taxi. Turns out the company only had one taxi in service so we had to wait quite awhile to get the ride. Safe to say I was rather glad to finally arrive at the hotel. The next day would be spent exploring the Hakone area, which is a mountain town near Mount. Fuji.
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Friday, May 2, 2008
Japan - Day Two
Day Two in Japan was a rather eventful day that took place in Tokyo. After managing to sleep in a quasi-restful state until around 6am, I went down to have some breakfast in the hotel buffet. They mostly just had Western style breakfast items like bacon and eggs, but they did have some bizarre Japanese food items too. There was some grilled fish chunks, different pickled vegetables of some description, and little pickled bean things which might have been soy beans. Their breakfast items didn't look half as appealing as most the other Japanese style food here, so apart from the Soybean (which tasted incredibly bad) I refrained from having that kind of stuff for breakfast.
After this at around 9.00am we met a couple of Breanna's friends from her class who are also doing Praticticum's here, Alex and Daryl, who were nice enough to tour us around Japan for the next fourteen hours. We headed down to the subway to start with which was quite busy, and saw just how many subway lines they have. There are multiple lines and multiple trains that scurry back and forwards all across Tokyo, using running in a really large loop to take commuters almost every different location. Most the time while taking the train you have to stand up, but there's lots of hooks to hold on to. Sometimes the trains were insanely packed, filling up almost to the limit, but because the Japanese are fairly polite it was never much of a problem getting either on or off.
We tracked through some random areas of town before going to a large temple area where they had some massive markets. Its Golden Week here, which is a public holiday so most places where really busy, the market being no exception. There were quite a few foreigners around the temple and market areas which was interesting to see. The market had all imaginable knick-knack type material, basically anything under the sun. I got a couple of Shuriken, throwing stars, and some little Sake cups. Its kind of overwhelming the sheer amount of stuff they are selling, most of it really different from what I'm used to, so I didn't really get much there.
The temple was fairly interesting, they had an incense well where the smoke is meant to heal, plus dragon water fountains where you can drink the water or wash your hands for a blessing. The Japanese seem to be very religious and superstitious people, with many visiting the temple for blessings and to pray. There where many large stone statues of different deities and buddhas.
After this we took a couple of big ferries down the river instead of the train for a change, so we got to see all the riverside attractions. We stopped in another area that had a huge Statue of Liberty replica. Not quite as big as the actual one, but the statue was fairly large and well detailed. It was kind of bizarre that they would have such a thing. After this we went to the Fuji Television station where they were giving away lots of free items, mostly food. We got some eskimo pies and golden kiwifruit from New Zealand. They had a band playing and lots of random competitions and things to do. We entered into a loudness competition to get a free beer, where they measure you shouting out a slogan for the beer in decibels, with the winner receiving a full six-pack. Turns out me and Alex where no match for the Japanese, but at least we got a free can. The Television Station was fairly interesting, they had some bizarre stuff to do like a greenscreen photo where they superimpose these alien costumes onto you, so all in all it was pretty fun.
After some dinner we hit the night life in Japan. It was busy, with lots of bright lights everywhere so it was an interesting experience. We also went to a questionable establishment which quite possibly has scarred me for life, but I'd rather refrain from the details. By the end of the night I was extremely tired, almost falling asleep on my feet. I guess a mixture of jet lag and walking around for close to eighteen hours will do that to you.
The day after day two would be another day spent in Tokyo, before heading to Hakone later on, but I'll give details of that for next time.
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Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Japan - Day One
Japan is a place I've heard and seen a lot about, but I haven't managed to actually come visit here... until now of course. Its always seemed like an intriguing country, a mash of eastern and western influences and an extremely densely populated place. And although I took Japanese for awhile during school, that hasn't really helped me so far as I only remember the extreme basics of the language. Its an odd experience having some trying to speak Japanese to you at McDonalds and having absolutely no idea what they're talking about.
It all started off with a flight from Edmonton to Vancouver, an airport where I first arrived in Canada. It was a lot nicer this time however since Spring is rolling around, the weather was nice and the airport was surprisingly not busy. Its nice when places aren't extremely packed full of people. There were some interesting places in the airport like a huge aquarium filled with salmon and starfish. After quite a few hours of waiting around there and a couple of lunches it was finally time to board the Tokyo Express, which was a fairly small Airbus plane.
The downside to the smallness of the plane was that it wasn't equipped with the new lcd screens I had become familiar with. Flying to Canada with Air New Zealand, you get your own screen where you can choose from around 20 different new movies or television shows, enough to keep one occupied for the really long travel time. This time however there was only a couple of shared screens, and the only films that played were Enchanted and some other movie involving some old lady and Morgan Freeman, not my first choices of course. The flight took 10 hours which is slightly less than going to New Zealand, but is still a really long time to be cramped into a seat.
Finally arriving in Narita, Tokyo, the weather was warm but really humid. In fact the humidity level was so high that it formed a massive cloud of mist over the entire city. My first impressions of Japan entirely different than what I expected. First of all, it was like landing in a tropical island full of bamboo and other greenery. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen plants look as green as they do in Japan. It must be the humidity or something. Even traveling into the main city on the Limousine Bus, the streets were lined with trees and gardens which I found really surprising. The Tokyo area is the most densely populated area in the world, with the area holding 35 million people in a land-mass much smaller than the state of California. Hence my surprise to see so much greenery.
We did a little bit of walking around in Sunshine City, a large mall right next to the hotel, but I was rather tired from all the traveling. Another thing that really called me out was the time difference, with me going to bed at 9pm and waking up fully at around 3am. I guess I'll get used to that in the days to come. So far it seems like a really interesting city, and I'll be looking forward to exploring the town more today.
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Saturday, April 19, 2008
Southland Tales
Well I finally got around to seeing Southland Tales, which was written and directed by Richard Kelly of Donnie Darko fame. It has been quite some time since Richard did anything, with Donnie Darko being both his first and last major project before making Southland Tales. I must say, it certainly appeared as though it would be interesting - especially with such interesting casting decisions, including Dwayne Johnson (The Rock), Sarah Michelle Gellar, Seann William Scott and Justin Timberlake. There are even a couple of interesting actors that play smaller parts in the film, including Christopher Lambert and Mr. Inconceivable himself, Wallace Shawn from The Princess Bride fame.
The setting of the film is also very interesting, as the film starts off in the relative present, but sets off down an alternative path. A nuclear bomb is dropped on Texas which sets off World War Three, and the United States are cut off from all their overseas oil sources which puts them in a very compromising position. The government locks down the country, and in the state of panic becomes more of a dictatorship. In order to combat the energy crisis, a massive tidal power generator is built off the coast of Los Angeles, which causes some interesting problems later in the film. Dwayne Johnson plays Boxer Santaros, an actor with a case of amnesia, Sarah Michelle Gellar plays Krista Now, an adult reality television star, and Seann William Scott plays a cop. They all get involved in an extremely convoluted plot.
While this film wasn't necessarily bad, Richard Kelly did make quite a few mistakes in making the story far too complicated for most audiences to understand. Quite frankly, I had major problems trying to keep up with everything that was happening. Basically the audience is presented with a huge amount of characters, each with their own agendas and business, without really being told why everything that is happening is happening. By the end of the film things make more sense, but because of the sheer overwhelming amount of information the film looses its focus and doesn't make quite the impression that Donnie Darko did when the climax occured. Surprisingly, when the film was first released to the film festival circuit, it was longer and even more complex. In order to get a distribution deal with Sony, Richard Kelly had to edit the film to center more around just the three main characters, and cut down on a lot of the extraneous footage. In its original form, I can only imagine how mind boggling the film would have been.
Richard Kelly also tries to incorporate a lot of his quasi quantum physics ideas, which worked in the most part for Donnie Darko but seem to fall short of their mark in Southland Tales. For instance, the massive tidal power generator in the film causes the Earth's rotation to slow fractionally, which messes up the time/space continuum and causes a rift in the fourth dimension in the desert. Okay . . . Although I guess it could be possible in some twisted reality, it doesn't seem to make a lot of sense. Which is similar to a lot of aspects in the film, they hold good ideas that could work if executed correctly, but Richard often falls short of executing them in understandable ways.
So did this film live up to the high expectations set by Donnie Darko? That would have been a pretty hard thing to do, and although this film had its merits I don't beleive it did in the slightest. The film is very dense and there are a lot of hidden gems in there, making it worth a view, but as a whole its slightly disappointing that it wasn't better than it turned out to be. Although most of the cast were questionable actors, they actually did a fair job of playing their roles in this film. I must admit I was concerned about Justin Timberlake's role, but he did play a fairly small part and worked as a disfigured soldier. The film is definitely worth watching, as long as you can bear the sheer amount of information presented.
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Thursday, April 17, 2008
The Sad State of Horror Films - Prom Night
Recently I had the unfortunate experience of watching the film Prom Night. The worst thing was that I wasn't expecting anything good from the film, so my expectations were basically set at naught. Which is usually a good thing, for when your expectations are low you can often be surprised by having the film play out to be better than you hoped for. Not in this case.
I'm not sure exactly how the script for this film received funding, or even how it reached number one at the box office. Quite simply, it is one of the worst films I have seen in a long long time. Not only does it employ a lot of techniques to try and build suspense and horror, it horribly fails to employ any of them well, leaving a predictable and stupid mess of a film that has no redeeming features.
The film starts off with our heroine whom I can't remember the name of returning home from seeing a movie with a friend. I can't actually remember any of the characters name, as they are never developed. She goes inside, and for some reason most of her family is dead. She hides under a bed, then sees her mother get killed by some guy who apparently is looking for her, and decided "Hey, she's not here, so I might as well kill her family to pass some time." Is this backstory? Nope its a stupid dream sequence, she wakes up. It turns out to be actually what happened awhile back. Suddenly she is going to the prom with her friends, and suddenly the deranged guy has predictably broken out of jail and is coming to get her.
On top of this extremely simple and predictable plot, the filmmakers/writers failed to establish any characterization whatsoever. What was the killers motive? Apparently he used to be her high school teacher and became obsessed with the main heroine for some reason. He shows his love by killing her family in an attempt to get to her. Of course this is logical, because of course she is going to go with him after such an ordeal. The heroine is also underdeveloped, and we are shown absolutely nothing about her personality or character, except that she is a blonde girl going to the prom with some guy, and that she is still affected by having her family killed by her teacher.
All the characters in this film are lifeless husks. You have the heroine with her couple of friends, and they have some boyfriends. You have the unmotivated killer, the chief of police with his helping hand, and the stupid hotel receptionist. No details are established about the characters, except perhaps for the most basic of human emotions. Frankly I don't care about some stupid high school kids who are graduating, and their old high school teacher who sneaks around in a baseball cap and has a knife.
Later in the film, during the prom, it is established that the kids have booked a couple of rooms up in the hotel the prom is being held at. The killer also has a room, and manages to get himself a master key. The film tries to throw as many excuses as it can muster for random kids to go upstairs into the room, to either be killed or scared by the guy creeping around. "I left my purse up in the room", "I'm mad at my boyfriend, I'm going upstairs to cool off", "We're both going upstairs, even though they're crowning the King and Queen of Prom and we know we're in the runnings and if we don't come back people will know something is wrong." It becomes more and more ridiculous each time they go up there. The worst part is when the police evacuate the entire hotel, and the heroine decides to go up to the room alone for some reason. It simply boggles the mind.
In conclusion I have no idea how this film has become so successful. Is this what the masses expect from films these days, or were they just tricked into seeing the film through marketing? Apart from a very basic horror plot, the film is lacking of any characterization or developed story. It uses a lot of gimmicks to try and boost up the suspense, but fails miserably. Please don't go see this film, it isn't worth your time or quite simply anyones time.
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